Another funny e-mail

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years.

One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was
pregnant.  Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a
large sum of money if she would go to Italy to raise the child.  He would
also provide child support until the child turned 18.  She agreed, but asked
how he would know when the baby was born.  To keep it discrete, he told her
to simply mail him a postcard and write "Spaghetti" on the back.  He would
then arrange for child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey,"
she said, "you received a very strange post card today."  "Oh, just give it
to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife obeyed and watched as
her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.  Two with
meatballs, one without."