Funny quote from clinic this week:
My patient was a 65 year old female who had a lumpectomy for breast cancer in Sept. Very sweet old lady!

Me: "How has your scar healed from your lumpectomy?"
Pt: "Okay, I guess. It just doesn't look the way it used to. It just looks weird now."
Me: "oh really?"
Pt: "I mean its not bad or anything. It's not like I was going to be working in a titty bar or anything! "
Pt and I both crack up laughing.